To tell you just a little bit about me, I am going to start of by telling you ten things that tick me off and by knowing that you will know what it feels like to be Inside the Mind of a Dude.
Ten Things that Really Grind My Gears:
# Ten. That whoever invented the toaster called it the toaster. If i invented the toaster they would be called Tanning Breads.
# Nine. No matter how tight you tie your swim trunks sand always gets in there.
# Eight. Mondays
# Seven. When I lay my toaster on its side to make a grilled cheese and when its done it launches my grilled cheese across the room onto the floor.
# Six. When someone gets there chocolate in my peanut butter!
# Five. That i made this blog Ten Things because this is too much writing.
# Four. That I can't float, that's a real downer man.
# Three. Bugs.
# Two. When there's a fly in your soup.
# One. The Complicated Complex mind of a Female.
